Cat Spirit 18! [Voice/Action]

[catus_carnival]

[Voice]

[Today is a special day. No, she doesn't know about Tanabata. But she feels that she must show her love and affection for someone today in the only way she knows how besides groping.]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BOOBIE LADY!

[Yelling over the journals, of course.]

[Action]

[After that announcement, she will be at the grocery. Glaring intensely at some food to the point that she looks like she might hurt herself thinking about it. Wondering which food would make a good present. Because the last time she showed up with a dead fish for a present, it smelled for days.]

Comments

[voice]

[catus_carnival]

How come?

[Groping women is perfectly normal for her.]

[voice]

[book-of-chaos.livejournal.com]

Because you shouldn't call ladies by their boobs-- breasts. [He's becoming a little self-conscious about this.] It's-- I don't know, would you want to be referred to by your breasts?

[Voice]

[twinnedavarice.livejournal.com]

Who is this boobie lady?

voice

[risingwinds.livejournal.com]

"Boobie lady"? Is that really her name?

[He has his doubts.]

[Voice]

[catus_carnival]

Her name is Lie-chi.

[gosh, look at the announcement above, Ling.]

voice

[catus_carnival]

Nope...but sometimes, I forget, meow.

[voice]

[catus_carnival]

Hmmm...

[Thinking about it. The tone in her voice makes it clear she wouldn't exactly mind, though.]

{voice}

[contempsi.livejournal.com]

...what?

Keep it down, I don't want my dog running around saying dumb things like that.

[voice]

[book-of-chaos.livejournal.com]

[Oh c'mon.]

You're actually thinking about it?

{voice}

[catus_carnival]

[Angryface for a minute. It's not dumb to her. But something else takes priority.]

Your dog can talk, meow?

[voice]

[catus_carnival]

...

[Yes she is.

But thinking is very hard for her, sometimes.]

[voice]

[book-of-chaos.livejournal.com]

[...

He can practically hear braincells bursting. It's making him impatient.]

Do you even have breasts to be referred by?

[...He's been hanging out with Suzumiyas too much.]

[voice]

[catus_carnival]

[She's 3rd on canon's breast size chart. Considering who her competition is though, that's not hard to do.]

Tao isn't lacking, meow. Or average.

{voice}

[contempsi.livejournal.com]

Yeah... a lot of animals can talk here, I thought. So I don't want him running around saying stuff like that after hearing it screamed through my journal. [Huffs.]

...wait, did you just meow at me?

[voice]

[book-of-chaos.livejournal.com]

[Kinda hard to tell with that coat's proportions and the journal view.]

So you'd want to be the boobie lady who meows?

[What is this conversation.]

{voice}

[catus_carnival]

Oh. Oh yeah.

[She forgets that part a lot, given that she's used to talking to humans more than animals around here. They have more interesting conversation. That, and she scares off the animals just by grinning at them.]

Yep. Tao does that a lot, meow.

{voice}

[contempsi.livejournal.com]

So aren't you an animal too? [Now he's sounding a little confused.]

{voice}

[catus_carnival]

I'm a Kaka.

[Animals...half animals...ehn.]

[voice]

[catus_carnival]

[Something hideous and glorious all at once.]

But Tao isn't that. Tao is a Kaka.

{voice}

[contempsi.livejournal.com]

Um... I've never heard of one of those before. Is it a kind of cat?

[voice]

[book-of-chaos.livejournal.com]

[...And here he thought it was all some sort of weird costume and verbal motif. Or something. Cat girls.]

A what now?

{voice}

[catus_carnival]

Kind of. We're a species!

[voice]

[catus_carnival]

[He gets to imagine the horror of many, many others like her out there. 99 others, to be exact.]

A species, meow.

[Voice]

[twinnedavarice.livejournal.com]

[MAYBE he doesn't want to.]

Oh, Miss Faye-Ling. I didn't realize it was her birthday.

[voice]

[book-of-chaos.livejournal.com]

[This is just... Okay, he can't really say he's shocked now. Maybe that explained a few things.]

I see. Like the Lesser Fellpool.