Cat Spirit 18! [Voice/Action]

[catus_carnival]

[Voice]

[Today is a special day. No, she doesn't know about Tanabata. But she feels that she must show her love and affection for someone today in the only way she knows how besides groping.]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BOOBIE LADY!

[Yelling over the journals, of course.]

[Action]

[After that announcement, she will be at the grocery. Glaring intensely at some food to the point that she looks like she might hurt herself thinking about it. Wondering which food would make a good present. Because the last time she showed up with a dead fish for a present, it smelled for days.]

Comments

[voice]

[catus_carnival]

How come?

[Groping women is perfectly normal for her.]

[voice]

[book-of-chaos.livejournal.com]

Because you shouldn't call ladies by their boobs-- breasts. [He's becoming a little self-conscious about this.] It's-- I don't know, would you want to be referred to by your breasts?

[voice]

[catus_carnival]

Hmmm...

[Thinking about it. The tone in her voice makes it clear she wouldn't exactly mind, though.]

[voice]

[book-of-chaos.livejournal.com]

[Oh c'mon.]

You're actually thinking about it?

[voice]

[catus_carnival]

...

[Yes she is.

But thinking is very hard for her, sometimes.]

[voice]

[book-of-chaos.livejournal.com]

[...

He can practically hear braincells bursting. It's making him impatient.]

Do you even have breasts to be referred by?

[...He's been hanging out with Suzumiyas too much.]

[voice]

[catus_carnival]

[She's 3rd on canon's breast size chart. Considering who her competition is though, that's not hard to do.]

Tao isn't lacking, meow. Or average.

[voice]

[book-of-chaos.livejournal.com]

[Kinda hard to tell with that coat's proportions and the journal view.]

So you'd want to be the boobie lady who meows?

[What is this conversation.]

[voice]

[catus_carnival]

[Something hideous and glorious all at once.]

But Tao isn't that. Tao is a Kaka.

[voice]

[book-of-chaos.livejournal.com]

[...And here he thought it was all some sort of weird costume and verbal motif. Or something. Cat girls.]

A what now?

[voice]

[catus_carnival]

[He gets to imagine the horror of many, many others like her out there. 99 others, to be exact.]

A species, meow.

[voice]

[book-of-chaos.livejournal.com]

[This is just... Okay, he can't really say he's shocked now. Maybe that explained a few things.]

I see. Like the Lesser Fellpool.

[voice]

[catus_carnival]

The what?

[voice]

[book-of-chaos.livejournal.com]

Another species. [Er.] From my world. But they can turn into cats, too.

[voice]

[catus_carnival]

Like...

[wait wait wait she kind of knows this thanks to Uriko. But her memory is probably muddled up about that.]

...were-cats?

[voice]

[book-of-chaos.livejournal.com]

Something like that. [Except Uriko didn't have these verbal tics like Tao did.] They have cat ears and tails, sometimes they actually meow, and they don't always prefer bipedal walking... [They were also a little more simpleminded, but he wasn't going to say that.]

So what's a Kaka exactly?

[voice]

[catus_carnival]

We're...

[welp, Leon just described their tribe too. Cat girls.]

...like what you said!

[and they're replicas, but she kind of doesn't know that.]

[voice]

[book-of-chaos.livejournal.com]

[Have a blank look, Tao.]

Exactly like that, huh?

[voice]

[catus_carnival]

Do they have a village too, meow?

[voice]

[book-of-chaos.livejournal.com]

...Hmm. Well, I've heard that they have villages all over a world called Roak. And the natural inhabitants from my world had Fellpool ancestors a long time ago.

[voice]

[catus_carnival]

[Headscratch.]

So do lots of people in your world look like cats?

[voice]

[book-of-chaos.livejournal.com]

Not really. Only a small percentage have cat tails or cat ears; for the most part, Expellians--the people from my world--just look like Earthling humans. It's rare for Fellpool children to be born from two Expellians.

[voice]

[catus_carnival]

Per-cent-age?

[She actually did kind of get most of it...just not what that word meant. And how children are born. Her species reproduces asexually. Weird shit.]

[voice]

[book-of-chaos.livejournal.com]

A small part of a whole. [Er.] It's a mathematical term. Don't worry about it. Suffice it to say there aren't a lot of people on my planet with cat ears or cat tails.

[voice]

[catus_carnival]

Just like the Kakas.

[Wistful sigh. More like reminiscing, than anything. There were little Kakas compared to the amount of people in this village.]