Cat Spirit 11! [Action]

[catus_carnival]

[How are you doing this freezing, cold day, Luceti? Taokaka is not doing too well. You see, someone's got her tongue stuck to a frozen lamppost. And that's not good. Licking frozen poles is never a good idea.]

...Ow...

[She's breathing warm breath on it but that's not helping much. Anybody passing by a certain lamppost near the square can see a catgirl with her tongue stuck to it.

Halp? y/n/maybe?]

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[dakingofawesome.livejournal.com]

[He drops the lamp post - with Tao too, on the ground.]

There! That's how you get it done!

[catus_carnival]

[...

doop doop doop. He might've hit Tao with the lamppost too. Tongue still stuck.]

[dakingofawesome.livejournal.com]

[... well. He peers at her for a moment, then gives her a light nudge to the side with his foot.]

Hey! HEY! Sleeping isn't going to get it off.

[catus_carnival]

[...She's not moving.]

[dakingofawesome.livejournal.com]

[... FINE! If she's going to act like this.]

Ugh, gotta do everything myself. If you want something done right...

[He just flips her over one her back, carefully moving the pole too. He then balances the pole on one knee and then raising his claws... KER-SLICE. He then switches knees and does the same thing to the other side. Now the remaining pole stuck to her is about half an arm's length. Which suits him just fine as he drags the pole - Tao still attached, to the grocery store to finish freeing her.]

[catus_carnival]

[Yyyyyyyyep. Still out. But hey, she'll probably get a Yoshi tongue after this!]

[dakingofawesome.livejournal.com]

[Once inside the store, he drops her in the front and then marches off to find something hot. After locating some soup... he heats it up. With his fire breath. He then pops a whole on the top of the can with his claw. Seeing that it is steaming and bubble hot, he marches over to Tao, pulls her jaw up, and then drops the burning hot soup on her tongue.]

[catus_carnival]

[oh jesus CHRIST man, that's one hell of a wake up call]

Me-ow!

[dakingofawesome.livejournal.com]

[He stands up, triumphant. Fuck Heck yeah.]

There! Freed at last, just like promised.

[catus_carnival]

[and furiously licking her still cold paws for some relief on her tongue.]

[dakingofawesome.livejournal.com]

Now don't forget you owe me one! [He says, oblivious to how much trouble he's caused her.]

[catus_carnival]

[well, it worked. and that still counts in her book. somehow.]

Okay! Tao forgets lots of things, but I won't forget this, meow!

[dakingofawesome.livejournal.com]

Good! Just remember, you work for me now, cat-thing.

[catus_carnival]

Work? What kind of work, meow?

[dakingofawesome.livejournal.com]

What do you know about princesses?

[catus_carnival]

Princesses? That sounds absolutely yummy, meow. But what's that?

[dakingofawesome.livejournal.com]

Jeez, what are you, stupid? You don't know what a princess is!?

[catus_carnival]

No! So why don't you tell Tao, meow?

[dakingofawesome.livejournal.com]

They're royalty! Daughters of kings and queens, rulers and stuff like that. You marry one of them, you get their kingdom. Simple as that.