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26th-Nov-2011 12:38 pm - Cat Spirit 20! [Action]
catus_carnival: (Default)
[Pisces:
"The stars say shut up."
"Your next Career: Ventriloquist."
"Romance is very definitely in the air...wait, that's doughnuts."
"You're not a cannibal, you're just curious."

For the rest of the week, Tao is carrying about some type of Kaka kitten doll with a movable mouth. Instead of her usual toothy smile, she won't visibly have a mouth. This makes her ventriloquist job kind of easy, because her real face is obscured all the time anyway.]


Tao doesn't know what a "ven-trill-o-kwist" is, but it's still fun for meow!

[Oh, and she's in the square all week practicing her ventriloquism, with her higher pitched voice and stuffing donuts in the doll's mouth (as well as her own, of course). Later in the week, she will attempt to placate the hankering for flesh she has with those donuts. Oh dear.]
29th-Mar-2011 07:46 pm - Cat Spirit 15! [Action]
catus_carnival: ([event] ooooh shiny.)
[You know what's awesome? Turning into a Luma. Because you can fly and you're holding color changing glowing Star Bits. Which are also awesome.

You know what's not awesome?

Star Bit hunger pangs.

But Tao doesn't exactly know what Star Bits are, and will never try to eat the ones she is holding, because that would mean they would disappear and she wants to keep them forever.

Which is why there is a hungry pink Luma flying all around the village today and eating a lot of things. Leaves, food, probably some newly transformed small species, fish, and more. She'll eat anything in sight.

Anything.]


Nom nom nom nom...

[Once she's gotten her fill, she might or might not spontaneously turn into a cat planet. A very tiny one by planet standards, but still a planet.]
12th-Dec-2010 01:59 pm - Cat Spirit 11! [Action]
catus_carnival: (☼ ceiling cat is watching you.)
[How are you doing this freezing, cold day, Luceti? Taokaka is not doing too well. You see, someone's got her tongue stuck to a frozen lamppost. And that's not good. Licking frozen poles is never a good idea.]

...Ow...

[She's breathing warm breath on it but that's not helping much. Anybody passing by a certain lamppost near the square can see a catgirl with her tongue stuck to it.

Halp? y/n/maybe?]
24th-Oct-2010 12:24 pm - Cat Spirit 9! [Action]
catus_carnival: (☼ ALL THE BETTER TO EAT YOU WITH!)
[After the initial excitement of being dressed in her favorite (cat) person in the world's clothing, Tao decided to go to the grocery store and get some candy, because that was what people did on Halloween, right?

This is a very bad idea. No, bad is an understatement. One thing snowballed after another and...she ended up eating/cleaning out the entire store of candy, baked goods, ice cream, and whatever the hell has sugar in it.
Her need for sugar will soon become so immense that it will collapse upon itself and become a vacuum.

A Kaka on a sugar high is not a pretty sight.

This means there is a rather large and fast orange blur speeding around the village right now, anywhere and everywhere. It does not care about who or what it knocks into right now because the only thing that matters is candy.]
21st-Mar-2010 10:59 am - Cat Spirit 2! [Action]
catus_carnival: (☼ GIMME FOOD GOOD GUY!)
[A hungry Taokaka makes for a food-less Luceti. So, she's going to pounce around the village all over today in search of fresh meat food. On roofs, on windows, on tree branches. You might see a catgirl longingly staring through your kitchen window if you're cooking there. Feel free to get run over by her, be pounced on in her quest to fill her hunger, or feed her. Or not feed her and get a cat hissing at you.]
10th-Mar-2010 06:28 pm - Cat Spirit 1! [Voice]
catus_carnival: (☼ i am 12 and what is this)
[Some snoring, mumbling, then...]

...Tao's still sleepy, meow.

[A rather long time passes before this is recorded.]

...What the-?! Where am I? Where's the village? Am I lost again? How am I supposed to go home now, meow?!

Boobie Lady?! Kittens?! Cat person?!


...Good Guy? ...Lacking Lady?

[A figure with a masked face and red eyes is now peering at the journal.]

What's this book? It's so thin, and it doesn't look at all that tasty...
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