Cat Spirit 11! [Action]

[catus_carnival]

[How are you doing this freezing, cold day, Luceti? Taokaka is not doing too well. You see, someone's got her tongue stuck to a frozen lamppost. And that's not good. Licking frozen poles is never a good idea.]

...Ow...

[She's breathing warm breath on it but that's not helping much. Anybody passing by a certain lamppost near the square can see a catgirl with her tongue stuck to it.

Halp? y/n/maybe?]

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[dakingofawesome.livejournal.com]

[As he approaches, he notices this... cat girl thing has her tongue stuck to a pole. Usually he'd ignore her. Or ridicule her. Or possibly make it worse. But no, he won't. Because he has comedy gold on hand.]

Hey, what's your problem? Pole got your tongue?

[catus_carnival]

[...tilting head sideways. She doesn't get it. But she at least manages to get out a]

Uh-huh.

[dakingofawesome.livejournal.com]

[... why is there no one to laugh at his clever joke. Ugh.]

Well that was stupid.

[catus_carnival]

[Tilting her head more. I am a Kaka and what is this. She murmurs something that sounds like "Tao doesn't get it, meow."]

[dakingofawesome.livejournal.com]

[He rests an arm against the pole, leaning against it as he examines her plight.]

Figured out how to get off?

[catus_carnival]

Nuh-uh.

[shaking her head is rather uncomfortable right now.]

[dakingofawesome.livejournal.com]

[He makes a show of examining his claws.]

Say I free you. What's it worth to ya?

[catus_carnival]

...

[she mumbles something that is supposed to be "meatbuns", but obviously with her tongue stuck it...doesn't sound like anything.]

[dakingofawesome.livejournal.com]

What was that? You said you'd do minion work?

[catus_carnival]

[shake of the head. she doesn't even know what it is, and tries to mumble "meatbuns" again. this isn't going to go well.]

[dakingofawesome.livejournal.com]

Huh? Was that a yes? Sounded like one to me.

[He snorts and then pounds one fist into his palm. Now then... to fix this lamp problem.]

[catus_carnival]

[This is going to cost all their braincells to fix this. Also, prepare to have the worst minion eve- oh wait.]

[dakingofawesome.livejournal.com]

[Who needs brains when you have brawn? Bowser just abruptly rips the lamp post out of the ground.]

[catus_carnival]

[AND HE'S RIPPING THE THING ATTACHED TO THE LAMP POST TOO.]

[dakingofawesome.livejournal.com]

[He drops the lamp post - with Tao too, on the ground.]

There! That's how you get it done!

[catus_carnival]

[...

doop doop doop. He might've hit Tao with the lamppost too. Tongue still stuck.]

[dakingofawesome.livejournal.com]

[... well. He peers at her for a moment, then gives her a light nudge to the side with his foot.]

Hey! HEY! Sleeping isn't going to get it off.

[catus_carnival]

[...She's not moving.]

[dakingofawesome.livejournal.com]

[... FINE! If she's going to act like this.]

Ugh, gotta do everything myself. If you want something done right...

[He just flips her over one her back, carefully moving the pole too. He then balances the pole on one knee and then raising his claws... KER-SLICE. He then switches knees and does the same thing to the other side. Now the remaining pole stuck to her is about half an arm's length. Which suits him just fine as he drags the pole - Tao still attached, to the grocery store to finish freeing her.]

[catus_carnival]

[Yyyyyyyyep. Still out. But hey, she'll probably get a Yoshi tongue after this!]

[dakingofawesome.livejournal.com]

[Once inside the store, he drops her in the front and then marches off to find something hot. After locating some soup... he heats it up. With his fire breath. He then pops a whole on the top of the can with his claw. Seeing that it is steaming and bubble hot, he marches over to Tao, pulls her jaw up, and then drops the burning hot soup on her tongue.]

[catus_carnival]

[oh jesus CHRIST man, that's one hell of a wake up call]

Me-ow!

[dakingofawesome.livejournal.com]

[He stands up, triumphant. Fuck Heck yeah.]

There! Freed at last, just like promised.

[catus_carnival]

[and furiously licking her still cold paws for some relief on her tongue.]

[dakingofawesome.livejournal.com]

Now don't forget you owe me one! [He says, oblivious to how much trouble he's caused her.]